Title: EveryWorld Lover of All One of Us

Gender: Female

Age: Ageless

Sun Sign: Aries

Chinese Sign: Fire Goat

Location: My Home (and Native Land) (I sing a lot.)

Cool, I'm ageless.  That was easy.  Been meaning to get around to that.

Plus pretty soon we'll be adding a Gender category for Androgynous…  In the meantime, I'm lovin' the one I got!  ;)


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Hey, (fellow) kids – Be A Part of The World’s Biggest Mind Over Matter Experiment (we already are, so we may as well do it consciously – what a concept)!

Check http://theintentionexperiment.com/index.php. ; No, not Later, NOW!

Lynne McTaggart is God (And so are You!)!  You know that So(u)l(e) Purpose thing?  She is so Doing It!  I mean, Being It!  This Incredible Woman (well, actually, she’s Supremely Credible, hence all the Exclamation Points – see for Your Self!) has Found Her Niche – and it’s the Whole Universe!  And the coolest thing ever is that by Doing Being It, she gives Us All the Big Proof (TM) of Where We Stand on The Issue of Possibilities (Everywhere!!!)!

Read The Field!  (Swoon!)  No, really!  If I knew your Snail Mail Address, I’d mail you a copy!  (It'll give You Some Idea of What I'm On About!)

Never mind my ebullience (sounds like a disease, doesn’t it?) (it is, and an Awe-Fully Fun One At That) – Go Click, and See, and Live the Field!  Shoo!

May You Be Aware that The Force is With You – In You!

(Love Is In The Air – Literally!)  (And I really do mean Literally, you English Professor Types.)  (Love You.)  (See?)

(Oh, I'm so excited.  Skip-dy, skip-dy, skip-dy, skip…)

Love and Thanks for Now and Always!


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For those of Us currently in a funk or, even better, about to be (We salute You!), here’s an exercise that will ROCK YOUR WORLD!  (Auugh!  Exercise!  Hey, no pain, no gain, right?  RIGHT?!)

Start thinking of all your Heroes and make a list of adjectives and attributes that come to mind when you think of them – write it down!  You’ll need it later!  Tomorrow and a hundred years from Now!

No, do it NOW!  The less you feel like doing it NOW!, the bigger the result, and We All Love Big Results We Create Ourselves, Now, don’t We???

Grab that Ethereal Notepad (TM) and get writing!

No, MORE!  Big, big list!  MORE, MORE, MORE!

What’s so great about Your Heroes?!?!  Why do you want to tell the Whole Universe how GREAT they are, in the same kind of detail, with accompanying photos and PowerPoint (TM) presentations, with which you go on and on about your kids and your pets that causes people’s eyes to slide out and hit the floor from all the glaze??  What have they done for You lately?  (No, really.  Okay, if not exactly *lately*, then, what turned you on about them in the first place?  What turns you on about them when you’re Not In A Funk?)

Why are you still here reading???  Go away and write!

Back already, huh?  Huh.  Have you filled ten pages yet?  What?  Not even one!?!

Here, let me give you a couple of ideas from when I felt myself getting into a funk when I woke up (obviously not right away) the other morning:

The passion and persistence and audacity and vulnerableness and methodicalness and simplicity and precision and analyticalness and belief of Marshall Rosenberg and Non-Violent Communication

The empathy and patience and optimism and belief of Louise Hay and You Can Heal Your Life, and her ability to turn her own suffering and everything she could possibly find to learn into such a lasting gift to the world

The sweet, loving, humble, hopeful, childlike life-long-World-dedicated scientific and spiritual determination and belief of Masaru Emoto and the whole water family and the loving gift of “proof” given by the water crystals

The ability of Douglas Noel Adams, the Unwilling and Oblivious and Unerringly Graceful Prophet Who Thought He was an Utter Clumsy Goof and Did It Anyway Because He had Some Cool Stories to Tell, to just Go Ahead and Be a complete goof, and show Us Some Mind-Numbing Truths – on uncountable levels, that we see at various times out of the corner of our eye or staring us right in the face – while doing it!  (Kind of like Matt Groening and Dave Barry and Mike Judge and Berke Breathed and Steven Wright and… again, You Get The Idea.)

(Note to Anyone who’s currently trying to get a Good Grip on learning the Rules of the English language:  You might want to try Elsewhere for now.)

(That was just the tip of the beginning of my list for each One of these gorgeous, wonderful People, and Everybody in the Whole World is on my list, but it’s just an example…)

If you think you’re finished writing your list, GO BACK AND LOOK AGAIN!  Keep writing!

Okay, NOW if you think you’re finished writing your list, you will have either begun to make some Connections and see a Pattern happening….

…or you’re already sitting there with a HUGE GRIN and tears of JOY AND LOVE AND THANKS dripping all over your shirt, and you’re Loving your Sleeve for Being There for You, and Loving That Dust Bunny Over There, and those Adorable Toast Crumbs That are Still Reproducing All Over the Place Even Though You Keep Trying to Banish Them, and….well, you get the idea.

If not, either keep writing until It Happens, or ask me.  No obligation!  No salesman will call – ever!  Better yet, ask the Creator of All One of Us – and LISTEN to the Answer!  No, LISTEN HARDER – make your Ears Bleed! – but not your Palms!

Or ask a Little Kid.  The littler the better.  They know Everything.  Especially nowadays.

No really.  Look up Indigo, Crystal, Rainbow, etc., etc., and Relearn from Them (They're Us, except More So, until we catch up!  Which is what we're currently Working On, whether we Know it or not.).

We're born knowing Everything, and we Unlearn it as we Grow Up and Grow Older.  And then we have to Relearn It All.  Sometimes painfully.  And who needs that?  There are *way more* Fun Ways to (Re)Learn It All.

Once You Get It, You Will Never Have to Do This Particular Exercise Ever Again.  In All of Eternity.

Or, if You Get Busy With Other Things and FORGET, You Have It In Writing.  Go Find It.  (DO A BACK-UP.  I'm speaking from Experience here.)  Print a Whole Bunch of Copies and Use Them to Cover Up the Dust Bunnies and Toast Crumbs.  Hand Them Out at Malls.  (You’re sitting there going, Oh, I could Never… – Believe me, You Will Want To.  In A BIG WAY.)

What were we talking about again?  Oh, yeah.  Funk?  What funk?  What were We THINKING?!?

Now Go Out There and Do Some Other Stuff NOW!  (P.S.  Thanks Be to Brian.  And co., of course.)

(Hey, where'd Everybody go?  I had a Point to make.  Sheesh.)

With the Biggest Rib-Crushing-with-No-Permanent-Damage HUGS I Can Send (and I’m Pretty Strong, so I’m Warning You In Advance! – oh, no, I didn’t, did I, I just kind of leaped on You – sorry about that),

Alllove’s Charge!
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P.S.  I'm Looking Around With Eyes (Ears, Arms, Heart, more Ears) Wide Open, Here, There and Everywhere (Always!) Finding and Sharing More Love, because there can never be Enough of It – Actually, It's All There Is – Take Our Word for It – but I'll be back to take My Own Medicine from time to time – I'm no Dummy.  Well, okay, sometimes I Am, and that's why I'll Be Back.  :)))  Good Heavens, Why Not, based on the Resulting RUSH – from getting Closer To the Heart!  (Thanks be to Geddy Lee and family – that's US!)

And the men who hold high places
Must be the ones to start
To mould a new reality
Closer to the Heart

The Blacksmith and the Artist
Reflect it in their art
Forge their creativity
Closer to the Heart

Philosophers and Ploughmen
Each must know his part
To sow a new mentality
Closer to the Heart

You can be the Captain
I will draw the Chart
Sailing into destiny
Closer to the Heart


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If you Love my Work, tell Me!  Call 1-800 – um, there's an e-mail, um, button, or clicky-thing, around here somewhere.  If you don't, tell My Boss (also Me) – (and You) (and the Creator) (aka All One of Us).

For Those of Us who are Suddenly Feeling the Need to Tell Me How Ridiculous, Insane, Weird, Foolish, and Possibly Wrong I Am, and Anything Else Anyone Could Possibly Be Thinking While in a Funk, PLEASE!  GO DO THE EXERCISE, and THEN come back and Give me a Piece of Your/My/Our Mind.  (Pretty please?  Trust me – You'll Love It.  All of It.  All that Is.  And It Feels Reeeeeeeeeally, Reeeeeeeeeally GOOD.  I personally can hardly stand it.  NO, WAIT, I CAN, I CAN!  Whew.  Can't Take It Back Anyway.  I Wrote It Down.  THANKS BE TO GOD!)

Kissy kissy (Thanks be to Monné!),

Love ya!  Mean it!  (Thanks be to Kellylee Evans!  http://www.kellyleeevans.com/ – and Turn Up the Volume!)

Charge!


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Oop.  Forgot about the Time Change.  Gotta Go.  NOW!

Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
Does Anybody Really Care About Tiiiiime…..
(Thanks be to Chicago!  And EveryPlace Else!)


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Hey!  I just changed my clocks and now it's 11:11 on the 11th!  And I'm an 11!  And it's the Third Month!  And there are Three of Us – You, Me and God!  We just LEAPED FORWARD!  That is so exciting that I'm really going to GO NOW!  (boot, boot)

Okay, okay, I'm going, I'm going….  Honestly.  (She's so bossy.)

I HEARD THAT!

This is Charge, signing off (boot, boot), Madly In All Directions!  (Thanks be to Lorne Elliott!) (oops!)

CHARGE!


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P. P. P. S.  THIS MATERIAL IS NOT COPYRIGHTED IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER, UNDER THE LAWS OF ANY COUNTRY (PAH – LAWS.  PAH – COUNTRIES.) AND I DON'T NEED TO GRANT ANY PERMISSION FOR ITS USE, BECAUSE IT CAME FROM ALL ONE OF US.

Are you KIDDING?!?  Permission Granted, Cap’n!  Aye aye, n’ all that!  SHARE SHARE SHARE!  It’s All Yours!  (It Is So.  Guess Where I Got It – from YOU.  You, Me, God, Love, Universe, The Field, Source, The Great Spirit, Whatever.  It’s All the Same.  Yawn.  Just Kidding!)  (I can Make a Plane, I can Make a Boat, I can Make a Hat…)  (Finishing the Hat.  Look I Made a Hat.  Where There Never Was a Hat.)  (Thanks be to Hilarious Movies including Leslie Nielsen and Hilarious Broadway Shows including Stephen Sondheim.)  (Both require Sleeves.  Trust me.)  (See, Told Ya I got it from YOU.  NOW do you believe me?)  (Never mind.  You Will at Some Point.)  (Which is exactly my Point.  Good timing.)  (Argh.  Time again.  At least it was Good Time that time.  (Argh.))

Where Were We?  Oh yeah.  Right here.

I for One would like to do more of the “Working” When I Want To (which is All the Time Anyway – there’s that word again – let’s just abolish that, so We can do more of the Being Everywhere At Once Thing beFORE We Take the Big Pine Box Plunge – who’s In? – oops, I’d better be More Clear about that – I meant, let’s take a poll on the abolishment of Time – or at least, Clocks – in case you haven’t noticed, it’s Happening Anyway – ask Kryon, for example) and have more FUN (aka Do More of What I Want To Do Right Now! aka Work, depending on How You Look At It – Aha!  another Point – Many Hands Make LightWork!  Oh, I slay Me.), so I Will Be Thankful To No End For Any Gracious* Copycatting and Sharing by You – and I'll start Doing That RIGHT NOW, just so We Don't Miss My Point – THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.  Sorry for the Yelling and All, but I have Dishes to Do and Showers to Have (Love and Thanks to Water!), and Food to Eat (finally bought some, Just The Other Day), and Bills to Pay (Why, Bill – you’re so Persistent.  I like that in a … piece of paper.), and I Would Therefore Appreciate the Break!!

*Please Feel Free to do any Ungracious Copycatting and Sharing, too – it was just an expression (isn’t Everything?)  (Just Feel Free.  And See That Little Dot There Beside It.  A Highly Relevant Related Point.  And Everything’s Connected, as We All Know.)  (Putting It Together…)  (Well, well, well, Stephen Sondheim, nice to see you again.  Very Nice.)

So THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU – NOW, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD (Or Whatever You Call Him/Her/It – Who came up with the All The Names for That Flower Anyway?  Ooh!  Ooh!  I know!  Pick me!  Pick me!), Go Do What You Want to Do!!!

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

(whispering)
Love, Love, Love and Thanks, Thanks, Thanks, again and again and again, for Eternity,
charge!
(shh – don’t want to wake the Baby – the One You’re Creating Right NOW!)  (oops, NOW I/You/We’ve gone and done it…)

(Oh Goody – exactly Our Point)

AWAKE IS GOOD!


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Hey, guess what?  I didn’t Die last night.  (Poo.  And I just did my hair and was all Ready and Everything.)

So I was expecially Happy to Have Woken Up This Morning.  And On Time, Even.  (Argh.  Love you, Time, for Teaching me So Many Lessons!)  (I’m Finally Getting the Hint, so Maybe We Can Dispense with That Lesson Pretty Soon, huh?  Huh?  Yes, Pretty Soon.  Whew.)  (Hey, wait a minute.  Argh!!  All RRRRight Now, Just A Sec – ARGHH!!!)

And I can Psychically Tell that because You’re Here Reading This, You Didn’t Either.  (Or You Did, in which case this doesn't apply to You, So Go Away.)  (Until I Get There, At Which Point You can Teach Me How to Do That Too.)

We’ve been Given the Gift of Another Day.  Oh, wait, that warrants the use of an Exclamation Point and perhaps some Repetition.  Ahem.

WE’VE BEEN GIVEN THE GIFT OF ANOTHER DAY.  DAY!  DAY!!!  (There.  How’s that?  And with an Echo, even.)

Isn’t that just the Most Exciting Thing You’ve Ever Heard?!?

(pause for Thought)

(concurrent pause for Feeling)

(Feeling Feels Better. Funny How that Works.  I Think I'll Do Some More of That.)  (D'oh.)  (Thanks be to Homer.  No, not You, the Other One.  Oh, all right, You Too.  I'm in the Mood for It.)

Yep.  Think so.  (D'oh.)  Very Peacefully, Thank-fully Exciting.  Thanks be to God.  And YOU.  (What Would I Do Without You?)  (I warned you Way Up at the Top, There, that I Sing A Lot.)

And I for One am Damn Well Going to Show How Thankful I Am for That (yes, for the Singing too, Smartypants English Teachers) by Getting Out There and Doing Something With It.  Or Not.  I can be just as Thankful just Sitting Still (but not for long, as my Behaviour would Seem to Indicate!).  Or I can just Be Thankful.  I’m Good At That too.  Or I can Just Be.  That sounds Perfect.  It All sounds Perfect.  (I love sounds.)

So Here’s Me Believing that You Too Will Do and Be Exactly What You Want with this Gift of Today.

Sigh.  I just Love Us All.  All One of Us.  Or did I forget to mention that?

Not Bloody Likely!  It was one of my Very First Points, as I Recall.  And it was a Good One.

So Look Out World!

Why, Thanks, World, for Looking Out For Us.

(Attention, all units!  BOLO for a Large, I mean, Small, Blue-Green Swirly Sphere with Lots of Water, and Lots of Tiny Objects Moving at Various Speeds, Some of which seem to be Illegal.  A bunch of them are Bowing to Said Water, and some of Them are Even Standing In It.  And even Moving at Illegal Speeds In It.  Geez, Louise, Lotta Stuff Goin' On Down There.  We're Goin' In to Investigate.  Hey, Youse!  What's the Meaning of All This?  Oh, Wise Guys, Eh?  We'll Just See What You Know Once We Haul You Down to the Station.  And Standing Around Looking Innocent Will Get You Nowhere.  Laws, what Laws?  Oh, yeah.  Look, You Can Be Innocent Until….Okay, We're All Confused Now.  Must Investigate Further.  Will Get Back to You, Boss.  Over.)  (I wonder…if They Realise…that They've Been Sent… for a Purpossssse.)  (Thanks be to Laurie Anderson!)

And YOU!

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE,
THANKS, THANKS, THANKS,
Charge!


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I woke up Laughing this morning.  (Also I Just Plain Woke Up.  Thank you, God!  See Above.)  Again.  That’s really Irritating when you don’t want to be Up Yet.  (Ooh, Look, a Double Entendre.  Take Another Look, Silly.  (Hey, a Double Take.)  There’s a Whole Bunch of Them.  A Plethora, shall We say.   Déjà Vu times Two times Two.  (Thanks be to Mordecai Richler, for No Apparent Reason.  Oh, yeah, there is One.  Maybe even Two.  And To Dr. Seuss Too.  Hey, there it is again.  And with Rhyming, even.  Quit with the Rhyming.  I Mean It.  (Anybody want a Peanut?)  (Augh!  Thanks be to André.  Now Shoe – I mean Shoo!  Yes, yes, and Rob Reiner and Billy and Carol and Inigo and Westley and Buttercup… and Everybody.  Including the Horses.  Oh, so that's What the Other Shoe was For.  Now I Know.  And I don't have to Wait for It to Drop Anymore.  Or the Sword of Damocles, either.  (Thanks be to Rocky and Everybody, yes, yes, yes!)  Now Speaking of Bed (Tim, Frankly, You can Come with Me.  Okay.  Not Going There.), I Don't Want to Be Up Yet, Remember?  No Pouting.  (Except Tim.  'Cause it's Just So Cute!)  Just Let Me Be for a Bit.  And I think there are a few Wild Horses Back There Who Could Use that Bit.  Thank you.  Hmpf.)  (Thanks be to Miss Piggy.)  (Augh!  Quit it!)

Thank you, God, for the Laughing.  Thank you, God, for its being The First Thing that Happened This Morning.  Now can I Go Back to (Thank you God for) Bed?

Awww, but I don’t FEEL like Being Up.  Awww, but I don’t FEEL like Making Connections Yet This Morning.  Oh, what a Beautiful Morning!  Oh, no, not You again.  Can’t you see the Sign?  The Do Not Disturb One?  Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign, Blockin’ out the Scenery, Breakin’ My Mind (Thanks be to Five-Man Electrical Band.  You’ve made my Point a number of Times, Thank You Very Much – shove, shove – Now, I’m trying to

(rattle of More Connections Being Made Anyway in Spite of Self) (Now, now, Let’s not be Spite-full…)

)

Well, well.  Look who Forgot to take her Medicine this Morning.  (Okay, making me Laugh MORE is Not Going to Help.  Well, yes, it is, but *I* will Choose When to Laugh, okay?  Thank you.)

So, Not Feeling Like Being Up + Not Feeling Like Writing + Own Medicine that Just Arrived (Return to Sender!  Thanks be to Elvis!)  (Elvis, You can Come Too.  We’ll have a Party.  A Nice Quiet One!!!) =

HAH!  SEE YA!
Charge!
I mean, charge
(Walking Softly)
(Hey, who put that Big Stick there?  Oh, well, I Might Need It Later.)

(Doubt it.)


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